Make Your Own Vocaloid!

Step one: Look to your left
Take the closest thing on your left and replace it with _______loid.

Step two: Look to your right
Take the closest thing to your right and now it is your vocaloid's character item

Step three: Look behind you
Closest thing behind you is your Vocaloid's first Name

Step four: Look in front of you
Closest thing in front of you is the name of your Vocaloid's signature song

Step five: Look at your shirt
Your shirt's (or undershirt or bra) color(s) are now your Vocaloid's main colors
(If you are not wearing any sort of clothing, then instead of the shirts color use the color of your pubic hair)

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Controller-loid.
Remote.
Plug.
Teddy Bear Batteries. (There was a teddy bear and batteries equally close to me xP).
Black white and grey.

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Anyone think I should make him real? xP.